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# mass effect

I suppose we could catch a hanar poetry reading.

via:mslazydaisy
source:kiradax

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

WOW AND I THOUGHT THE TANGO SCENE WAS AWKWARD SHEPARD AS A WINGMAN IS EVEN WORSE SHEP NO YOU CAN BARELY HANDLE YOUR OWN ROMANCES

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

via:donglorde420
source:mutisija

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place