# mass effect
# 'shepard we cannot keep a varren on the ship'
# 'BUT LOOK HE'S SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU'
# 'shepard no'
# 'garrus pls'
# 'SHEPARD STOP'
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
# Frid plays Mass Effect
WOW AND I THOUGHT THE TANGO SCENE WAS AWKWARD SHEPARD AS A WINGMAN IS EVEN WORSE SHEP NO YOU CAN BARELY HANDLE YOUR OWN ROMANCES
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place